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| Friday, April 1st, 2011 |
| 12:31 pm |
Ah, the Lupin family's favourite day. The only day of the year, in fact, when we can reliably get my father to crack a smile.
So last night my mother found me at work to say she's having triplets. Like a fool, I didn't realise it had just gone midnight. Needless to say, I kicked myself in the morning and had a good laugh about it.
And then Dad showed me the ultrasound. I still don't know how he faked that. And we all had a second good laugh!
Then aliens landed and someone mistakenly delivered twenty pizzas to our door for free, and our supposedly-spayed dog birthed seven puppies. One of them has two heads. Speaking of heads, I've shaved mine, and there are chickens in my living room.
ONE OF THE PREVIOUS ITEMS IS TRUE. |
| Thursday, March 24th, 2011 |
| 1:42 am |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER-IN-LAW, HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OF HAPPINESS ( Private to Chaz ) |
| Wednesday, March 9th, 2011 |
| 7:21 pm |
It's my dad's birthday tomorrow! As usual we will be having an awesome family get-together to embarrass him about how old he is. The family dogs will be having a separate party in the backyard, in the mud. They like mud. |
| Friday, March 4th, 2011 |
| 5:37 am |
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| Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011 |
| 4:03 pm |
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| Wednesday, February 9th, 2011 |
| 1:05 am |
Aw, my sister is getting all famous. It's nice to have some good news for once. I mean, Mum having a baby is good news too. Not implying that it's not. Work is still...bleh. ( Private to Victoire ) |
| Monday, February 7th, 2011 |
| 12:05 am |
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| Saturday, February 5th, 2011 |
| 12:57 am |
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| Monday, January 24th, 2011 |
| 1:53 am |
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| Wednesday, January 19th, 2011 |
| 10:17 pm |
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| Wednesday, January 12th, 2011 |
| 6:45 pm |
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| Wednesday, January 5th, 2011 |
| 7:42 pm |
Started back at work today. It's always odd to get back in the thick of it like that after such a long break.
Tennis ball has lost his bounce. |
| Friday, December 31st, 2010 |
| 1:47 am |
Cal likes Artemis better than me. Not that this is much of a surprise.
I like having a dog. And time off. Time off is good. |
| Saturday, December 25th, 2010 |
| 11:59 pm |
We got so many gifts as a family that I don't see how we're supposed to fit back into our house. Thank you to everyone who helped make Artemis's first Christmas a special one. Bex bought us a dog; her name is Calamity, Cal for short, because someone thought they were clever. She's two and I love her even though I'm not fit to care for human beings, much less helpless animals. ( Private; Victoire and Bex can read ) |
| Thursday, December 23rd, 2010 |
| 4:31 pm |
It looks like we're going to stay with my parents through the holiday. All very festive and familial. I've even decided to take a few days off of work. |
| 1:41 am |
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| Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010 |
| 3:13 pm |
I think this is one of those days where I'm going to be exhausted no matter what I do. ( Private to Order ) |
| Tuesday, December 21st, 2010 |
| 3:48 pm |
Twelve more minutes until this shift is over. I am going to sleep for days. |